i'm on a rollercoaster only going up

I'm Lara and I like Glee and Dalton and books and lame jokes. If you really wanna know more about me then you could go here or here. I don't bite unless you're into that. Oh, and I make a lot of innuendos. People stalkin'

“My thoughts are stars that I can't fathom into constellations.”

THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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{ Stuart House }

My mother on Grant Gustin

Me: Looking through the Grant tag on Tumblr

Mom: *Walks past me and sees laptop screen*

Mom: Who's that? Is that your boyfriend? Did you break up with your other one? I liked him, he was-

Me: Mom, shut up it's Grant Gustin I wish we were married but we're not. And no, I did not break up with my boyfriend.

Mom: Why are there so many pictures of feet on this page?

Me: Erm... he likes taking pictures of his feet?

Mom:

Mom: He's good-looking. But he has a foot fetish. Stick with your boyfriend. He won't want to bite your toes during sex.

Me:

Mom:

Obama:

Jessica Lowndes:

Sebastian Smythe:

Charlie Sheen:

Me: what

Mom: I'm just saying.

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