(goes back to not giving a shit about singing competitions because bitter irish person)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT ACCEPTANCE HAS TO BE CELEBRATED

because lets face it if it was on some american channel bible thumpers would already be out on their pickets

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

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LETS GO IRELAND

capitolsecrets:

thor of eurovision has arrived

dude from iceland looks like he could be haymitch’s son

hungary sounds like they’re singing “i don’t give a shit”

justanotherklainer:

Red and blue tampons hanging from the ceiling, really?

romania on eurovision:
mom: okay who grabbed his nuts

gay or european

“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry

sircliffrichard:

*beats chest with fist* me european me proud

kuuzuryuu:

if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger

leychal:

we all know who the real star of eurovision is 

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